Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson are the talk of the town. The 73-year-old is the head football coach at the University of North Carolina and former general manager of the New England Patriots. His 24-year-old girlfriend is a former cheerleader and current pageant contender.

While Bill Belichick has been reduced to a cheesy, easy late-night TV joke in pursuit of we-get-it “Woos!” rather than legitimate laughs, there is evidence that the 73-year-old Coach of the Century may be emotionally impaired.