They did it to G.I. Joe, and they're doing it to The Smurfs. Hollywood is hell bent on bringing back the '80s, whether we like it or not. But where I had only a passing interest in the forced ...

This Jem is less a movie than an open-source brand launch: If you’re young and down or bullied or disconnected from the life around you, you could always slap on some glitter and film yourself singing ...